Honestly, what first drew us to these was the single, unanswered question: Are they simply low-rise jeans designed to show off one's bikini-ties oooooor have we finally discovered the one complete Bikini Jean pant we've been searching H&M for for ages?! A quick call to Sanna's offices in Brazil revealed the extraordinary. Not only do they produce the "Nano Low Rise Jeans Pants", apparently for gals with office-appropriate undies...but they also have tailor-made what they call the "Bikini Pant", for gals like us who may not be so lucky as to have a fleet of fashion-forward panties, but who still want to show off just a little something extra.
Sweet Georgia Brown! On a ten point scale of gorgeous, these Bikini Jeans are the infinity sign. The Levi's I have to wear to work tomorrow are like Tori Spelling's (not baaaad), but these Bikini Jeans are like the Tori Beckham's of the Jean World (yeeeeeellllllo!). In short, MUST HAVES. Like most haute-couture debutantes, I found myself staring at these glorious spectacles of swim-denim for what seemed like hours. The mysterious jean-sirens called to me and in my jean-trance I unconsciously reached for my pocketbook to remove my emergency credit card. Overnight delivery from Brazil? Sure. I'll spare no cost!
Sweet Georgia Brown! On a ten point scale of gorgeous, these Bikini Jeans are the infinity sign. The Levi's I have to wear to work tomorrow are like Tori Spelling's (not baaaad), but these Bikini Jeans are like the Tori Beckham's of the Jean World (yeeeeeellllllo!). In short, MUST HAVES. Like most haute-couture debutantes, I found myself staring at these glorious spectacles of swim-denim for what seemed like hours. The mysterious jean-sirens called to me and in my jean-trance I unconsciously reached for my pocketbook to remove my emergency credit card. Overnight delivery from Brazil? Sure. I'll spare no cost!
After all, Bikini Jeans have everything a lady could ever want. For one, they possess this elusive combo of sexy and classic. Bikini Jeans accomplish what's been impossible up until now. In shirt terms, it'd be like marrying a Classic Gap T with something like this. Both solid fashion choices, but together?! It's solid gold ladies.
This classic-sexy fusion not only makes us feel great when we put it on, but it's unprecedented in it's ability to instantly attract gorgeous, sensitive, and intelligent men (also a notoriously elusive combo). Bikini Jeans whisper to them “Why yes, of course I will have adult relations with you over some discarded cigarette butts behind the mini-golf course....but not before pulling down my no-zip take on the classic down-home American girl blue jean." Bikini Jeans let people know that we're classy and confident, that we're sexy and unpredictable...Bikini Jeans show everyone that we're mysterious and complex before we ever have to go about proving it.
I, for one, feel a tremendous sense of relief, and dare I say HOPE for the future, knowing that high-brow fashion like this is not dead in our modern age. Now if only we could convince Sanna's to get started on that Bear Skin Lingerie line we know H&M will never have the creative genius to carry...
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